Stay stylish and sassy with this vintage funny canvas tote bag that reads “I Have Selective Hearing You Weren’t Selected”. Perfect for carrying all your essentials while making a statement. Made from durable canvas material, this tote bag is both practical and fashionable. Get yours today!
I Have Selective Hearing You Weren’t Selected Vintage Funny Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
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$17.99
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Shipping And Return Policies
Delivery Time to United States
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Preparing:
3 - 5 business days
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Express Shipping:
5 - 7 business days
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Shipping Cost:
$5.65
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Warranty:
2 years (exchange new one in 30 days)
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Returns:
Free in 30 days
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Please note:
It may take 3-5 days to get your Tracking Number.
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Return and Refund:
Eligible for a Return and Refund if the order is damaged or has manufacturing defects within 30 days of delivery.
30-Day Return Period: We provide a 30-day window for you to request a return from the date you receive your order. During this time, you can decide to return the item(s) for a refund or exchange.
Eligibility Criteria: To be eligible for a return, the item(s) must be in their original condition, unused, and in the same packaging as you received them. Please keep in mind that certain products, such as personalized items or perishable goods, may not be eligible for return due to their nature.
Return Process: To initiate a return, please follow these steps:
Eligibility Criteria: To be eligible for a return, the item(s) must be in their original condition, unused, and in the same packaging as you received them. Please keep in mind that certain products, such as personalized items or perishable goods, may not be eligible for return due to their nature.
Return Process: To initiate a return, please follow these steps:
- Contact our customer support team at [email protected] to request a Return Authorization (RA) number.
- Carefully pack the item(s) you wish to return, including the RA number on the package.
- Ship the package to the address provided by our customer support team.
Shipping Information
Processing Time: The production process for your ordered items typically takes around 1 to 3 days.
Shipping Time: After the production is completed, we will initiate the shipping process. Our standard shipping duration ranges from 5 to 7 days. Please note that this timeframe includes the time required for processing and delivering your order to the provided shipping address
Shipping Costs: We strive to provide you with the most cost-effective shipping options. Our shipping charges are structured as follows:
Processing Time: The production process for your ordered items typically takes around 1 to 3 days.
Shipping Time: After the production is completed, we will initiate the shipping process. Our standard shipping duration ranges from 5 to 7 days. Please note that this timeframe includes the time required for processing and delivering your order to the provided shipping address
Shipping Costs: We strive to provide you with the most cost-effective shipping options. Our shipping charges are structured as follows:
- A fixed fee of $5.95 for the entire order.
- An additional $2 per item will be added to the shipping cost.